Thursday, April 24, 2008

Lost Returns!! (Major Spoilers Ahoy!)

Michael Emerson deserves an Emmy. And a Golden Globe. And a Screen Actor's Guild Award. I don't know if they have a cute nickname (they should), but he should have one. He should have one of each for every season he as been on Lost. 

The man makes my heart simultaneously break and freeze at the utter pain his character must be going through, yet he remains cold and practically evil. You would retain my sympathy, Ben, if you did NOT plan on killing Penny as revenge for the murder of Alex.

Speaking of plots, what an episode! Ben time/space traveled! Alex killed! Claire practically killed! Ben's secret communion tunnel with Smokey! Ben's control of Smokey! The CSI-Doctor is DEAD AND ALIVE AT THE SAME TIME (The actor also plays Eckley on CSI)! Sawyer hearts (in a totally hetero, manly, I'll-kill-you-if-you-hurt-my-friend's-hair way) Hurley! 

Basically, it was great. I was freaking out, making nonsensical noises, flailing, generally being me. When in the presence of Lost.

Bones Episode Synopsis

Booth and Bones are called in when a garbage man collecting at a local park discovers a mummified body under his truck, with the neck and jaw crushed by the tire. Zack and Angela have to work together to reconstruct the face and identify the victim, which is made particularly difficult given Bones’ diagnosis of the clearly juvenile body with brittle bone disease (Osteogenesis imperfecta). This does limit the search field, and the mother of the missing boy is found. He and his father disappeared 3 years ago, causing his mother to believe her estranged husband abducted the son. Hodgins has no bugs to identify due to the mummified nature of the corpse, but he works on finding out what the unique type of melted substance on the clothes is from. He identifies it as rubber tire transfer, from a small type used in golf carts. There are also lead paint particles mixed in. Booth and Bones search for run down neighborhoods that still have lead paint in their houses, leading them to an area in Virginia where the groundskeeper of a Country Club has recently gone missing. They search his house, and discover blood. After searching the grounds, they also find his recently stabbed-to-death body. The basement also contains blood of the son and recently disturbed plaster walls. A nail discovered in the basement is a match to the mother. The reconstructed skull of the boy reveals the fatal injury was a blow to the head, caused by being dropped, and his Osteogenesis imperfecta made the fall deadly. The mother reveals she saw her former husband at her parents’ new Country Club, and found out their son was dead after confronting his father. Enraged, she killed him, buried him, and took her son’s body to the lake he most loved when he was alive.

 Meanwhile, Bones has gone on a date with the new curator of the Jeffersonian Institute’s Museum. He is young, handsome, and highly versed on topics Bones is most interested in. Yet she does not find herself liking him. Angela however knows exactly what Bones’ problem is—she like Booth. 

Tuesday, April 22, 2008

Comedy Sketch

Pirate Speed Dating

SARAH enters the fancy [French Name] restaurant.

Maitr'de: Good evening miss, do you have a reservation.

Sarah: No, well yes. I'm here for the Speed Dating event, actually.

Maitr'de looks at her strangely.

Maitr'de: Really? You? Well, right this way miss.

They walk over to a doorway, he hands Sarah a sheet.

Maitr'de: Here is your checklist of names.

Sarah: Um, I think there's been a mistake. These names don't look right.

Maitr'de: Well, it is Speed Dating, which, correct me if I am wrong, does not include one being so picky about who the other patrons are.You must know what you are getting yourself into, if you are desperate enough to come to this insane event.

He walks away as she says

Sarah: What's so insane about trying to find love?

Sarah looks down at the names on her list – Henriques the Englishman, Captain Jackman and Walker D. Plank.

Sarah: Those are strange names, though.

She takes a seat at her table. HENRIQUES the Englishman appears in front of her. He’s a younger looking man with a patch over his left eye. He sits down across from her.

HENRIQUES:(smiling) Ya know, I may only have one eye, but I see you’re a catch.

SARAH: (confused) Um…thank you…I guess…(Trying to be positive) What…happened to your eye?

HENRIQUES: I lost it…in battle…I seized the Dirty Servant.

Henriques smirks and raises his eyebrows at her twice. He nods in approval of himself. Sarah stares at him in disgust.

HENRIQUES: She was vicious, but eventually I had her….

SARAH: Okay, ya know what… it’s time for you to go. (She whispers to herself, disgusted) Pig…

Captain Jackman, a younger man in his 30s wearing a black pirate hat with a skull and crossbones on it sits down across from her.

CAPTAIN JACKMAN: What a fine lass you are.

Sarah: (Pleased) Well, thank you, that’s sweet.

Captain Jackman: I’d take you for my booty…

Captain Jackman laughs a bit and smiles. Sarah raises her eyebrows at him.

SARAH: Excuse Me?

CAPTAIN JACKMAN:(still smiling) You’re the goods me’ dear.

SARAH: Ugh! Another one! I can’t believe this!

Sarah stands up from her table and pushes Captain Jackman way across the table.

SARAH: (furiously) These goods are not for sale!

Captain Jackman: (As he walks away) What a feisty wench.

Sarah sits back down again as WALKER D. PLANK, a portly gentleman with a long, black beard approaches the table. He smiles.

WALKER D. PLANK: Yo-ho-ho…

Sarah opens her mouth wide in a furry of disbelief and anger. She quickly rises from her chair and SLAPS him across the face.

Sarah: You’re all disgusting! You’re delinquents, you’re delinquents!! 

Horrified, she goes back to the front door and the valet, and sees a normally dressed man, HOWARD. 

Sarah: Oh my God, I can't believe those people, can you? I thought this was a going to be a normal dating experience. (Attempting to be seductive) You must have been mistaken too.

Howard: No, no I wasn't. I wouldn't want anything else at Pirate Enthusiast Speed Dating.

A WOMAN dressed as a pirate maid comes up and puts her arm around Howard. They walk through the front door as Sarah looks shellshocked. Walker D. Plank comes up behind Sarah and squeezes her butt.

Walker D. Plank: Arrr my pretty, I've come to commandeer your vessel and bring you to my port!

Sarah: EWWWWWWW!! 

She runs through the front door with Walker D. Plank after her. 

Monday, April 21, 2008

Writing Portfolio and Query Letter

Agency Address

Big Building Street

New York, NY

Dear Mr./Ms. Agent,

Hello. I would like to present to you the pilot spec script for my new show, Fairy U.

Previously, I have written screenplays for, and ultimately produced, two short films, “Out of the Box” and “A Crying Shame.” Both examine the psyche of young women trapped within a world they are not comfortable in. Additionally, I am a member of the writing staff for the ICTV program Entertainment 16, covering the latest events in the entertainment industry, and wrote television reviews for The Blazer.

Though the subject matter of Fairy U is neither serious nor nonfiction, it is nonetheless a genre I am comfortable writing in. The college-set comedy follows the muddled life of a young undergraduate; a good guy, though a bit of a slacker. In danger of flunking out, he is suddenly woken on the morning of his important midterm by the sudden appearance of a woman claiming to be his Fairy Godmother. Despite his initial disbelief, the protagonist comes to realize his Fairy Godmother is in fact real, and only visible to him. While the student accepts the presence of his new guardian, he does so begrudgingly. Subsequent episodes are concerned with their initially tempestuous relationship, the Godmother’s bungled attempts to help her ward, and his complete contempt for her attempts at aide. Eventually the pair comes to an understanding, even a friendship, while still having to contend with the problems of college life.

An obvious comparison could be made between Fairy U and The Fairly Oddparents. And while both are characterized by fast-paced dialogue and are witty on different levels, Fairy U has the advantage of being targeted for an older audience, and thus capable of more subtle humor and complex topics to tackle. Additionally, the quirky tone of Fairy U recalls the humor of shows such as Scrubs, with its fantasy sequences. However, Fairy U will automatically appeal to the wider audience of anyone who plans on going, is currently attending, or has gone to college, and can thus relate to the life problems being faced by the protagonist, while having a Fairy Godmother sets this show apart. Fairy U would be perfectly suited for a basic cable channel such as TBS, which has recently been nurturing comedy shows with irreverent, unique premises.

As I work in a variety of media and genres, with a slant towards comedic tones, I am searching for an agent that understands the breadth of my talents. Your experience working with similarly diverse clients would be perfectly suited to me.

Thank you for taking the time to consider my proposal, I understand the demanding schedule an agent of your stature must have. If this letter has peaked your interest, I have copies of the pilot spec script for Fairy U, as well as an outline for the series I could send to you.

Sincerely,

Anne Northgraves


“Giving and Receiving: A Short Love Story”

She was so different from, well, everyone.  I had to start responding, to defend myself. We’d argue the whole ride—well, I’d argue and she would just talk around everything I said with that little smile on her face. Eventually it wasn’t even about the arguing, I just needed to talk to her.

A dreary February day, I got in the car and she wasn’t talking, didn’t have that smile. She finally broke down, told me her aunt had died.  The person she’d always been able to confide in was gone. It should have been weird to be the sounding board, the confidant, but with her it was suddenly so natural. Though I suppose we’d had a relationship for a while, that contact was the start of THAT kind of relationship.

Just having each other’s company was the best thing. It certainly was the healthiest relationship I’d ever been in. But the fact that someone I cared about, whose opinion I valued and who I didn’t really want to see hurt, still couldn’t get me to stop all my shit wasn’t good. It wasn’t good for her.

But I was so stupid I couldn’t see it. And she cared too much about me to care what was happening to her. She still picked and prodded at me, only now it really affected her. She started looking drawn, didn’t have her special look. Except by then I didn’t notice.

Fairy U Synopsis

MAX is a smart and all around decent college co-ed but has the tendency of being a slacker – a tendency that might cause him to flunk out of his University. One morning in the midst of sleeping through a major midterm, he is awakened by the presence of a strange winged figure - his young, peppy Fairy Godmother, BELINDA sent to help Max get his life back on track and catch the eye of SARAH, his warm-hearted, yet overachieving crush.

Understandably freaked out by her existence, as she is only visible to him, Max’s harsh feelings towards Belinda are not helped by the Fairy’s inability to, at first, do anything but cause more problems for him. Max finds himself in the center of a slew of embarrassing, trouble-making situations most of which aren’t the least bit appreciated by Max’s stuffy, uptight Resident Assistant, JESSICA. His only comfort during these wacky events comes from his stoner roommate, CARL who for obvious reasons completely believes Max.

In order to get what he wants, Max must finally accept the fact that Belinda is not going anywhere anytime soon. While Max learns to trust Belinda, he must prove to Sarah and himself that he’s worth taking a chance on.

“Back To You” Spec Script

INT. NEWS ROOM - AFTERNOON

(Ryan is in the doorway to Chuck's office)

Ryan: Chuck, I'm not criticizing anything, I just think you should have checked this with me...

Chuck (within): I don't see what the big deal is. It's hardly noticeable.

Ryan: But there's no reason you needed to do it in the first place.

Greg (Coming up): What's the problem?

Ryan: There's no problem (louder, to Chuck) NO PROBLEM (back to Greg) Chuck got a fan letter -

Greg: I thought we didn't accept fan mail - I've never gotten any.

Chuck (within): Of course we do, I get buckets.

Ryan: Anyway, one letter said that his hair -

Greg: Or lack thereof -

Ryan: Was a bit thin and graying. I took it to mean he looked refined, wise, like Sean Connery. But Chuck -

(Chuck enters with a very noticeable, blonde toupee, Greg starts cracking up)

Chuck: Thought it was time to improve my look. What do you think?

Greg: I...it's... (breaking up, he turns away, and Ryan lightly punches him)

Chuck: What's wrong?

Marsh (walking by): He's probably frightened of that ferret you killed and placed on top of your head to keep it warm. I mean your scalp, not the ferret. It's clearly dead.

Chuck: Greg, what story are you on tonight?

Greg: The sewage leak on Washington Ave.

Chuck: You should probably head out now. It'll take a while to wade through all that stinking refuse.

(Greg leaves, now subdued)

Comments on the Writers Strike

The AMPTP argues that new media has yet to prove itself as a verifiable source of revenue and was vehemently opposed to reality and animation writers’ inclusion. However, the “fledgling” Internet marketplace has already begun raking in the cash for the media conglomerates leading company heads to make statements like Sumner Redstone pronouncing “Viacom will double its revenue this year from digital.” And since the Director’s Guild of America (DGA) successfully gained residuals and payment for Internet material in their renegotiations with the AMPTP, the producers can hardly refuse the same to the WGA. With the reality/animation demands off the table, the AMPTP has virtually no reason to refuse the reasonable, fair, and justifiably adamant demands of the writers. While it is true the strike has caused many other employees of the film/TV industry to lose work, the overwhelming support the WGA has received from members of other unions cannot be ignored either.  

Hope is on the horizon, however. Since talks resumed January 23rd and are still in session, no news is good news. Ideally, the AMPTP will follow their own example during the successful negotiations with the DGA and grant the WGA it’s new media compensation demands. Then we the viewing masses can stop having to think about complicated things like residuals and get back to what is important – oggling attractive famous people.

Walt Disney Company SWOT Analysis

The Walt Disney Company has grown from the children’s cartoon dream-factory of brothers Roy and Walt Disney into the world’s second largest media conglomerate, behind Time-Warner (Hoover’s). Anyone with at least a peripheral knowledge of current popular culture knows there is not much Disney does not do.

While television and film are what the corporation originated as and constitute the majority of Disney’s profits and public identity, virtually every asset and product the conglomerate has exists in multiple forms through the many types of groups owned by Disney. The numerous companies under the Disney umbrella are divided into four segments: media networks (43% of fiscal year 2006 covering broadcasters like ABC and ESPN, radio, TV production and syndicate companies, and channel-related Internet sites); parks and resorts (29% fy 2006, including parks in all nations, the Disney Cruise Line, and ESPN dining); studio entertainment (21% fy 2006, in which movie studios Walt Disney Pictures, Pixar, and Miramax, and TV/DVD distributors belong); and consumer products (7% fy 2006, including merchandising licensing, retail stores, and children’s book publishing) (Amobi).

Ithaca College alum Bob Iger, President, CEO, and Director since 2005 has encouraged the use of synergy between the four segments, leading the Burbank, California based Walt Disney Company to its best shape ever, with 137,000 employees and a 2007 total revenue of approximately $35.51 billion (Hoover’s). With each year, new technologies emerge allowing for more cross-promotion and increased revenue. The Walt Disney Company will certainly not be filing for bankruptcy any time soon.

“The Extraordinary Appeal of Screen Media” Review

However, I would tend to say that much of the information presented in the article is logical, common knowledge. The first topic presented in the article, the purposes and motives behind TV viewing, are indeed common to all information and entertainment media. Humans have always needed a release and escape from stresses, a means of gaining a wider understanding of themselves in the context of their environment, and keeping informed of the ebb and flow of society as a whole.

For these reasons, high television viewing, or any high media consumption, should not be seen in a negative connotation, especially given the additional statistics brought to light in the article. While it may seem alarming most viewers of media consume it ritualistically, the fact that many media are low involvement due to the ability to merely monitor entertainment and still comprehend and appreciate the story being told allows multiple activities to be participated in at one time. This directly plays into the findings of Robinson and Godbey the author highlights, stating, “ ‘more is more’…those who engage in one activity are more likely to engage in other activities.” Overall, those that watch the most television are also the most physically and socially active. 

Tuesday, April 15, 2008

Fairy U Video Game Script

Max is your typical college student, a bit of a slacker at times (though he’s trying to change that), but a generally good guy. He can also see his Fairy Godmother, Belinda. She has been attempting to help Max get his life together, which includes capturing the heart of his dream girl, Jessica. Naturally they must go on a successful date for Max to start a relationship with Jessica.

The game begins with Max having already gotten Jessica’s number, which is detailed in the previous media of “Fairy U”. The goal of Level 1 is to successfully call Jessica and set up a date. In order to do this, Max has to get back to his room after classes as quickly as possible – which can be difficult when he is being pursued by teachers who what to talk to him about his disruptive behavior in class, his very suspicious RA, and annoying classmates. Once back at his room, Max must sift through his filthy room to find Jessica’s number. Belinda, trying to help, has to get everything in its proper place to find Jessica’s number. When the task is complete, Max is able to call Jessica and set up a date.

Level 2 consists of Max getting ready for the date. Because Max is a bit of a slob, he has to clean some clothes for the date. Belinda takes up this task – which can be exceptionally difficult for even a competent fairy in a college laundry room. She only has a limited time and has to contend with a breaking and unavailability of machines. Also, everyone knows for a date to be successful the guy has to buy the girl a gift; therefore Max must look through his IM and text conversations with Jessica to get hints on what to buy for her. With a good gift in hand and clean clothes on his back, Max can proceed onto the date, and complete this Level.

The date itself takes up Level 3. While at the restaurant, Max and Belinda have to work together to ensure it is successful. While Belinda does her best to make the meal prefect, there’s a chance she put things Jessica is allergic to in the food, which Max has to check for. He also has to stop Belinda’s attempts at setting a romantic mood with candles from burning down the entire restaurant. After Max successfully pays the check and gets a kiss from Jessica, the game is complete.

Tuesday, April 1, 2008

Woo-Hulu!!

I always felt like bad geek. 

Don't get me wrong, I totally am one. I take the worlds of movies and TV far too seriously. I am a devoted Lord of the Rings fanatic, which is only rivaled by my Lost obsession (yes, I do have a contingency plan in case any plane I am ever on begins to crash [It's to hide in the bathroom. Hey, it worked for Charlie - aww, that makes me sad]). I watched Buffy regularly, and loved Angel it's entire, too short run. And yet, I had somehow never seen Firefly

Strange, I know. I respect and love Joss Whedon - the man has a gift for making compelling, instantly addictive television. I remember when Firefly was on, I always wanted to watch it. I was even really upset it was taken off the air prematurely. But for some reason, I never actually watched it during it's initial run. I could have gotten into it three years ago when the movie Serenity came out. But again, I missed the boat. I've never mentioned it to other Whedon/Buffy/Angel fans, that's how ashamed I was. 

But thanks to the magic cocktail of boredom, procrastination, and an EW.com article about Hulu, I am now 9 episodes through Firefly. After beginning Sunday night. 

Really. Hulu is fabulous. I might be straying into shameless plug territory, but I don't really care. It's all free! It works with my Mac! I don't have to switch between Firefox and Safari and between networks' sites to watch things! But I will always be grateful to Hulu for allowing me to feel comfortable in my geekhood. Thanks Hulu!!