Arrrren't Ye Blood a' Boilin'?

In case you missed it, there is a new format on Facebook. And most people don't like it. Heck, I don't like it very much. What is easier about having the "facebook" and "home" links at the top of the page lead to THE SAME PLACE? 

Anyway, my friend Alex alerted me to a very good reason to dislike new Facebook a little less: the English/Pirate language option. Now everything is in pirate lingo. You do not poke; you skewer. You have mateys, not friends. You can mangle me litany instead of...well, I'm not sure what that replaces. 

In any case, it is fabulous. And now I want to watch Pirates of the Caribbean (the good one). Aye, avast!